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We hope you dig it. And if you don’t like the content, we expect you to at least enjoy basking in the sense of superiority that being part of an in-group gives you. Think of all the vulgar plebs that cannot afford to be in the club. You are not one of them. You are far better than them.
There’s more stuff coming up – some exclusive merch drops are planned and the podcasts will be coming out regularly so this site will be filling out as we go along.
Oh, btw, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SET UP A PASSWORD NOW. Otherwise when you log in, it will email you a confirmation link every time. It works fine but it’s a little bit annoying to have to do more than once. If you’re on the same comp it should keep you logged in by default until you forget to use an incognito tab to look at porn and have to delete your browser history.
You can get to your account below, or you can ignore this and then feel stupid when you can’t remember how to do it later. The choice is yours.
(FYI you can set it up later at any time by going to the menu on the top right and clicking on “Account“. This is also where your billing stuff is, etc.)